January 2012
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help me decide this is very important
do i:
go to a real life new years party with some old high school friends and get real drunk and you know, do the whole “drunk on new years wo0o” experience fun times thing
go to the low key new years gathering at our family friends house
?
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December 2011
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I REQUIRE YOUR AIDE
help me think of a good idea for an easily executable short film
ok thank you
I really need to get out of this chair
But my cat is sleeping on my lap and he rarely curls up on my actual lap so I don’t want to disturb him
Life is so hard
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Update
I hate all of the contestants so much none of them deserve to be on this sacred show.
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I hate the current champion on Jeopardy right now so much it’s making me want to turn it off (almost).
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Love is the great black bird folding you up in its wings
Love is the white hot star you swallowed that’s burning you inside
decembercat asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back.
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In rewatching the entire series, my family and I have determined that Merlin is indeed a show about wet people.
MY LIVE STREAM BROKE
RIGHT AFTER ARTHUR SAYS HE’S GOING BACK
IM DEAD
I CAN’T DO THIS
TECHNOLOGY WHY
DEAD
do not want narnia
want merlin
will be annoying for the next hour
will probably delete posts after this
transcript of a brief conversation snippet I...
Me: hey I saw you at tractor supply the other day
Attractive Male: yep. I work there.
Me: man that place is great. They have a lot of… things, and stuff.
Attractive Male: uh yep.
Me: man so my apartment gets so cold.
Attractive Male: that’s too bad
Me: I mean like really cold! Like 30 degrees! Like I need a space heater or something!
Attractive Male: yeah. I’m gonna go say...
I got my brother into watching Merlin.
He totally ships Merlin/Arthur and Gwen/Lancelot.
Great success.
can we just talk
for a second
about how i’m kind of drunk
and about how i got kind of drunk at my parents’ friend’s christmas party thing
and i had to talk to adults a lot
like a real adult
while drunk
most of the time i was thinking about the difference between cheeses like how theres soft cheese and medium cheese and hard cheese
there was a cheese plate in front of me
what
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je dois un petit somme
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in the vein of having nothing earth shattering to...
i am going to tell you about what happened when i went and got mcdonald’s for breakfast.
i pulled up to the window to receive my food, and usually when i am waiting at the window i like to watch the bustle of activity going on behind the counter. i was doing so, and i inadvertently locked eyes with the manager. he was maybe in his thirties, not good looking, but not bad looking either. i...
i want to write something of value that you, faithful follower, will read and be moved by and think “yeah, following katie was a great decision, life changing in fact.”
but instead this is a post about how i’m probably going to go to mcdonald’s and get breakfast because fat and i can.
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The Second Coming
Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand....
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i just heard the strangest sound
it was like a wail, a long, mournful, broken sob, a howl of pain, i read too much and i’m dumb and everything is poetic to me so all of my descriptions sound contrived but this sound…
the normal sounds of night in the suburbs are the occasional car passing, a dog barking far off, sometimes an owl. but this… this sob, this moan rent the quiet and left it ragged, left it raw, this...
“Don’t taze me bro!” - my dad
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THERE IS A CARTOON OF REDWALL
There is a cartoon of Redwall
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I am in a really bad mood because I feel kind of hungry or at least like I want food but nothing we have sounds satisfying >:(
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can there be a legend of zelda movie where bradley james plays link please?
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i had a dream in french
i don’t speak french
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welcome home I guess
It really sucks when you feel like all you’re good for to someone is physicality because “it’s been a while.”
Oh gee, I’ve missed your company too. Maybe a “welcome home” or a “I’m glad we’ll get to hang out.” Nope. Just “it’s been a while.”
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africans:
one time i was watching jeopardy and the category was “Popes” and the guy was like “I’ll take 1600 Popes” and i was like THATS TOO MANY POPES
TOO MANY POPES
i'm crying
my mom does weight watchers
so right now she’s looking through the list of activities
they include:
sanding a floor with a power sander
rock and roll dancing
stacking lumber
jai lai
rolling up in a ball
(i’m not making this up)
rolling up in a ball
rolling up in a ball
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i am sitting in my living room. my mom is making dinner. my dad is putting the lights on our tree. we are listening to manheim steamroller christmas music. my cats are meowing.
all is right with my world.
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in which i play piano with several glaring...
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if someone wanted to bring me a hot toddy
that would be alright.
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guys i’m done with the semester wo0o0o0o
now i am just sitting in my bed at home in fresno
this is an anticlimactic post, kind of like how my release from the bonds of school responsibility has been anticlimactic
maybe i will find some shenanigans to get in to just for the hell of it
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kaya scodelario is the only female who makes me question my sexuality