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We are not staying at Moe’s.Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.And she’s a mean drunk.

We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.



when you at the club and your song come on


Today has been like unbelievably eventful, it has felt like at least 4 separate days

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King Baby says No


King Baby says No

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I decided to be bold and proactive in my relationships so I contacted one of my friends* who I haven’t seen all summer and said we should get drinks sometime this week and he’s really nice and agreeable so he agreed and now I have friend plans to ~get drinks~ this week and I’m stressed about it of course because that’s a lot of pressure (no it’s not I’m just dumb) it’s basically a friend date because the place we’re going is very date-y

Like in fact, at first I suggested one place that’s a lot more low key and you just sit up at the bar and chat, but then he suggested this other place, which on the one hand I think it’s his favorite bar, but on the other hand we have definitely discussed what a good date spot it is before. So.

*this is the guy from the end of last semester who I was like starting to kinda try to make a move on and it was going well and he was responding positively and like went along with all my plans but then I got pneumonia and then school ended and I moved back to Fresno so…