AAAARE YOU KIDDING ME i just bought $10 worth of stamps that i needed for paying bills and i promptly THREW THEM IN THE TRASH RIGHT OUTSIDE THE STORE because i mixed it up with the receipt that was also in my hand
i’m so mad SO MAD i was so proud of myself for being all grown up and responsible and buying stamps and i THREW THEM IN THE GODDAMN TRASH
i want/need to do laundry but i only have 7 quarters and i need at least 8
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there’s a guy who works with me now who grew up in australia but has gone to school in england for 7 years, and when i first heard him speak i was *so* sure he was faking his accent (i didn’t know his background yet, he just introduced himself and i was like ‘ohhhh wow ok this guy is faking an accent why is he doing this’).
he sounds like when people don’t really know the difference between british/australian accents and they kinda just go for it and do a rough approximation of both at once, and he uses both british-isms and australian-isms, and its so jarring because he’s not faking! that’s literally just how he speaks and how his language has developed! but it sounds like any number of dumb american kids who say “listen listen i can do a really good british accent listen!”